Dr. Lunardi’s advice on preventing #SECBasketballFever:
-Wear a gas mask to any and all SEC basketball games.
-Wash your hands once daily, or at least more often than the average Ole Miss fan.
-Stay in school (looking at you, Kentucky).
-Never compare Ben Simmons to any past or present NBA player.
-Identify potential transmitters of the fever while filling out your NCAA Tournament brackets.
-Quarantine yourself during the SEC Tournament here in Nashville from March 9-13, DO NOT LEAVE YOUR HOUSE!!!!
-Do not believe the hype.