SEC Basketball Fever

Dr. Lunardi’s advice on preventing #SECBasketballFever:

-Wear a gas mask to any and all SEC basketball games.

-Wash your hands once daily, or at least more often than the average Ole Miss fan.

-Stay in school (looking at you, Kentucky).

-Never compare Ben Simmons to any past or present NBA player.

-Identify potential transmitters of the fever while filling out your NCAA Tournament brackets.

-Quarantine yourself during the SEC Tournament here in Nashville from March 9-13, DO NOT LEAVE YOUR HOUSE!!!!

-Do not believe the hype.

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